Getting Mail Rules!

So I remembered to walk to the mailboxes today and retrieve several days worth of mail. I was sorting through and realized there was a DVD sized piece of mail. I figured it was AOL trying to get me to join even though I already have Road Runner, which is the same stupid company. I was pleasantly surprised with this instead:

SWAMP TIGERS! HOLY CRAP! RUUUUUUUUUUN!!! My first thoughts, after that of course, were "How the hell did this get sent to me?" and "Wait, is this being sent to me?" So I flipped the DVD over and this is what I see:

Notice that is indeed my name, but I marked out my address. Now, the best part is the large headline there. This entire company basically has DVD's and books about NATURAL KILLERS FROM NATURE! HELL YES!

My only question is how did I get so lucky as to get a free SWAMP TIGERS! DVD for my very own AND a chance to have a free Welcome Package complete with two more videos ("Shark Quest" and "Living with Lions")?

Some days the mail is freakin' HAWESOME!